Monday, May 9, 2011

10 Things: That Oog Me Out

Hey, a shout out to my 2 new followers.  (I don't know who you are yet, since I haven't looked.) Sorry I've been slacking on the blog...spring is a busy-ass time of year, don'tcha know.  On with the list...

1.  Having the window open at night when it's windy outside.  I have the weirdest dreams and I feel like I can't breathe properly.  Also, the tree outside the bedroom window rustles all night and it bugs the shit out of me.

2.  Movies/TV shows that have someone see someone else (usually something scary) in the mirror behind them.  Ack!!!

3.  Extreme body modification.  Don't get me wrong...I have some tats and some piercings...and if I worked in a different field, I'd probably have more, but the full-face tattoos or the dinner-plate sized ear stretching seems crazy to me.  I also think to myself, "What do you do for money???"

4.  Hairy spiders.  Little spiders don't bother me.  Big spiders don't bother me.  But spiders...WITH HAIR? *shudder*

5.  Seeing horrible injuries during a sports game. With my awesome history of ankle injuries, watching the slow-mo replay of some dude twisting his ankle makes me want to vomit.

6.  Reality shows.  Don't get we wrong.  I watch Jersey Shore.  I even enjoy it--okay, I enjoy watching them make fools out of themselves, but they make more money in a red-carpet appearance than I will 10 years of working, so I suppose I'm the fool.  However, watching the TeenMomHordersCelebrityRehab debacle just makes me sad.  Are these peoples' live any better after being in the "spotlight"?  Probably not.

7. Little kids in beauty pageants.  Do I really need to explain?

8. Sushi (or, Sashimi, rather...)  I know that I *should* like it...all the cool kids do, after all, but I just can't get over the fact that I'm eating raw fish.  Blech.

9. The smell of raw chicken.  Ugh.  I'm also not a fan of cutting it when it's thawed...too slippery.

10. Close talkers.  It's like, "Yo, find your space!"

So, if you don't want to see me get all freaked out, avoid the above.